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cosmic-cannabis:

so I’m at a gas station getting RED BULL AND THE GUY INFRONT OF ME IS TRYING TO GET CONDOMS AND HIS CARD GOT FUCKING DECLINED AND THIS LITTLE OLD WOMAN BEHIND ME WHISPEREd “he just got cock blocked by visa” I LITERALLY SHAT MYSELF

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lonelywhiteasian:

uvuu:

why is it called “coming out of the closet”? what were u doing in the closet anyway?? 

sucking cock

not to be racist but my best friend is gay and i do not think she would appreciate that comment.

since when is homosexuality a race 

She said she wasn’t being racist do you even read

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ruinedchildhood:

There is a banned episode of Cow and Chicken that features a gang of biker women who invade people’s homes to literally chew their carpets. [Video]

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confused-companion:

whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

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morningsuns:

morningsuns:

Whats the most depressing song you can think of

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sadxfuzz:

THE REALEST SHIT I EVER SEEN GOD DAMN

sadxfuzz:

THE REALEST SHIT I EVER SEEN GOD DAMN

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lesbianfosur:

If you’re my girlfriend you get to kill the spider. I don’t fucking care if it’s 2 in the am. If I come get you cause there is a spider you fucking slay that thing like its a dragon.

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"Live in such a way that if someone spoke badly of you, no one would believe it."

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Wow I love this

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xehyun:

when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad

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