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  • Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
  • Audience: *cheers*
  • Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
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h-ound:

I wish I remembered more from this show

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penishole:

tobeymacguire:

when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

I want to reblog this 100 times but I’ll just do it once

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rubennfigueiredo:

My mom say that everyone has a beautiful side. So I guess I’m a circle.

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slaive:

when you know you typed ur password wrong but you hit enter still hoping it’s correct

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the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

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officialronstoppable:

i might be fake but at least i never turned on gabriella to impress my basketball team : /

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motivationator:

crosnealkin:

Wow

 my heart just dropped.. tbh I was expecting something entirely different.

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vasuki:

This ad on the subway goes hard as fuck

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