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harmonypowerhouse:

*develops new crush* *looks up star sign compatibility instead of actually talking to them*

(via tommypickles)

Source: r-roisin
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drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(via tommypickles)

Source: drinklust
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A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

Source: asapscience
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pipers reaction to polly and larry is my reaction to polly and larry 

(via lindseyb20)

Source: pilotstwentyone
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only-one-canoli:

My only regret is the time I wasted on heterosexuality

(via she-loved-her-endlessly)

Source: only-one-canoli
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largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

(via endlesslyy--foreverrrr)

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themethfairy:

I FOUND A SECRET SHARING WEBSITE AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE

(via endlesslyy--foreverrrr)

Source: themethfairy