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shamelesslyunladylike:

lesradicalfeminisms:

tumbling-torterra:

a-strawbarry:

houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes is it.

so is the male body
it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website


OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*

The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.

shamelesslyunladylike:

lesradicalfeminisms:

tumbling-torterra:

a-strawbarry:

houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes is it.

so is the male body

it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website

OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*

The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.

The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.

(via electrickupcake)

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strawberryalien:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"

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"i hope one day you see me walking down the sidewalk, or see me in that old movie store we used to walk into just to waste time, and when you do, i hope you’re flooded with the thought of me, like i am constantly of you. i could tell you that after 7 months, i remember that you couldn’t sleep unless you checked the lock three times, brushed your teeth twice, yet, you only had to kiss me once, and somehow that was enough for you. i should have knew then you’d break me. i’d tell you that i remember that your favorite food was chicken tenders, and how you looked so intricate when we would lay together and watch tv all day. those days with you were my favorite, you know? but, i’d also tell you that i’m doing fine without you, that you’ve gave me something i can carry with me throughout the rest of my life, and that’s a lesson. i hope when you see me, you realize you fucked up, not me."

- i remember, do you? (11:55pm)

(via that-canadian-lesbian)

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geewizsc:

#rp #IOS8 it just got real #lmao #turndownforwhat

(via ruinedchildhood)

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vernondaviscrying:

ohmygil:

all these keys and I’m still not your type

I will delete your blog

(via rosaparking)

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katherlne:

I see London I see France. Wow. they’re both 486 miles away from eachother. That’s a long way. I have great eyesight.

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evererika:

deepinmyb0nes:

iamprogress:

"I think every woman at one point or another in their life has been called a bitch. For a long time I had a real problem with that word, I didn’t like it and I thought it was derogatory. But I’ve gotten to a place now where I’ve made a lot of peace with it. It’s been so overused and made to seem so derogatory towards woman that I’ve adapted it into an empowering feeling for myself. If I’m a bitch then I’m a bitch, if that’s what an assertive woman is to you. So I’ve sort of adapted it as a badge of honor."

TTTHHHIIISSSSS

A+

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

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eshusplayground:

note-a-bear:

thempress:

wordismasha:

My Bitch Brenda ! (Appreciation Post)

Regina Hall is a comedic genius and a Goddess. 

She’s the only thing that matters in that series

Top GIF is me, no lie.

(via lindseyb20)

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cactuseeds:

how i’m feeling about my future.

it’s not going this way so far????

(via nothing-is-promised)

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