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I think this is my new favorite thing in the whole world
(via i-will-die-laughing)
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“haha 420 blaze it” i chuckle as i light another vanilla scented incest
vanilla scented incest
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
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If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these
And wear it to the nearest major city
SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.
YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR
OMG I’VE NOT BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE THE FLUFFY CHICKEN POST
(via internet-slavery)
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booty booty booty booty rocking every pear
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
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I talk a lot of shit for someone who panics while ordering food at restaurants
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you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
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if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%
(via tulipred)
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“this is a group assignment. you can find your own groups”
*starts sweating nervously*
*sweats furiously*
*school floods with sweat*
*school closed*
everything worked out
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
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A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he pointed his pencil at a fellow student and said, “bang!” Even worse, he pointed at another student and said, “would not bang.”
(via i-will-die-laughing)
